Gets his goat
TO THE EDITOR:
Now that Bush has declared September 11th as "Patriot Day" we patriotic Americans need to figure out how to properly celebrate it. I think I will celebrate next Patriot Day by reenacting our fearless leader's immediate response to the plane crashes. I will do what Bush did the moment he was told about this horrific terrorist attack against the American people and try to relive the experience of the first moments of his response to this grave national crisis. I will read a book about a goat to children for 25 minutes.