Letters to the Pilot
A poetic look at campaign trail
TO THE EDITOR:
On November 2 when I'm elected president
count on me in peace or war or when the money's spent.
I'll cut out all the taxes you pay to government
Balancing the budget by charging people rent
I'll accept donations - like on the campaign trail
I'm the greatest candidate - my ideals never fail.
In the pursuit of happiness - an AK-7 is alright
I'm for the people - buy the people,
it's here in black and white
We have walked the Lunar landscape
put robots on Mars. Drilled for oil six miles deep
for our Hummers and our cars.
Our national debt's in trillions. The press won't let me lie I approve this message - vote for me cause I'm your guy -
- Dale Sorenson, Alta
A crafty fundraising success
TO THE EDITOR:
A huge thank you to everyone who helped make St. Mary's Craft Bazaar a great success. It takes a lot of hard work and a lot of community support as well. Thanks to all of the crafters who participated and to all the volunteers who put their time in. It is a great fundraiser for our Parish each year so thank you!
- Lori Nitchals, St. Mary's Guild
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